I got tired of watching good inquiries go cold overnight. So I built an agent that reads every message, answers it properly from what the business actually knows, logs it, and wakes a human when it should not answer alone. It has been running live in Abuja since. It costs nothing a month to operate.
Who I built this for
The problem
That is the whole problem. Not laziness, just physics. One person cannot watch an inbox, a form and a phone at the same time, all night, every night. So inquiries sit. And an inquiry that sits is a sale that quietly leaves.
The usual answers are all expensive. Hire someone, and you pay a salary every month for coverage that still sleeps. Buy a support platform, and you pay hundreds of dollars a month for features built for companies with support departments. I wanted a third answer: something that never sleeps, knows the business properly, and costs nothing to keep running.
How it works
The receipts
Screenshots from the live system. Customer details are redacted where a real person's complaint appeared, but nothing about how the system behaves has been touched.
Under the hood
Most people buying this do not care how it is written, and that is fine. But I would rather show the work than ask you to take my word for it. Three pieces of the actual running code.
What it replaces
| Solution | Per month |
|---|---|
| Drift | $2,500 |
| Intercom | $395 |
| Hiring a VA | $300 to $600 |
| Zendesk AI | $115 |
| Zapier plus OpenAI | $50 to $300 |
| ChatGPT API alone | $50 to $200 |
| This agent | $0 |
| Solution | Per day |
|---|---|
| One human agent | 50 to 100 |
| Basic chatbot | 1,000 to 5,000 |
| ChatGPT API | ~10,000 |
| This agent | 19,000+ |
Capacity is what the architecture supports, not a claim about traffic any one business receives.
What else it can be given
Everything below is built to order and priced per feature. You pay for what you actually want it to do.
Pricing
Most businesses start here
$250one time
I build the whole thing and hand it over live. You own it after that.
$50a month
I keep it sharp while your business changes. Optional, and you can stop any time.
Quotepriced per feature
Voice, languages, payments, CRM, analytics. Tell me what it must do and I will price exactly that.
Questions people actually ask me
Under five minutes, day or night. Most replies land in about a minute. The five is me leaving room, not me hedging.
It runs on Google Apps Script inside your own Google account instead of a paid support platform, so there is no monthly platform fee. You pay me once to build it, then it is yours.
It escalates. Anything urgent, angry or outside the knowledge base is flagged for a human instead of guessed at. I would rather it stay quiet than invent an answer about your business.
Email and web forms are live. Voice, WhatsApp automation and multi-language are custom builds, quoted separately.
No. The knowledge base is an ordinary Google Doc. If you can edit a document, you can change what your agent knows and says.
Live within 48 hours of you sending me your business information.
Everything stays inside your own Google account. No outside support company is holding your customer conversations.
Then you already know the monthly bill. This does the front line of the same job for no monthly platform fee. Some people run both for a while before deciding.
Tell me what your business does and what people keep asking you. I will tell you honestly whether this fits, and what it would cost.
Live demo
This is the real agent running for my own dealership, not a mock-up. Pick how you want to reach it and send a genuine question. Watch how fast it comes back.
Replies are fastest during Nigerian business hours. Outside them the agent still answers, and tells you when a human will follow up.